geekgirl

….for boys who like to play with their joysticks for hours on end…

I like this.  It screams nerd, but also cool nerd.  Not only that, but “nerd cool enough to actually have a girlfriend.”

And…”nerd cool enough to actually have a girlfriend cool enough to like video games”.

Though, the ultimate geek girlfriend would be one who would play video games with you instead of just watching.

Just watching is kinda lame.

If you’re broke after Christmas and/or bored at work, there’s help!  Into board games? Try Shockwave …you can find all sorts of puzzle games, card games, jigsaw puzzles and more.  More into explosions and guns?  Check out Armor Games .  There you can play zombie shooter games, motocross and role-playing games.

My favorites, though, are the games at the Adult Swim website .   You can play games such as Amatuer Surgeon 3…making surgery fun again!  Or perhaps Candy Mountain Massacre 2 is more your style.  “Violence is best when it’s sugar coated!” My personal favorite is Five Minutes to Kill Yourself .  You are put into the middle of an office/cubicle setting and allowed to use office supplies like staplers and paper cutters to injure yourself.  But you only have 5 minutes, so killing yourself with common office equipment is a little hard.  Here’s a hint: Go to the second floor, try to go into the do not enter doors and you will be attacked by weasels.  Free online games rock!

Good luck!

One of my favorite all time video games has been released for the iphone.  It’s a pity don’t have an iphone, however I know now that I would never get anything done because I would spend all day rolling up giraffes and continents.

I heart Katamari.  I really, really do.

I have spent many happy/frustrating hours with this game, its little endearing creatures and the oh-so-gay King of the Cosmos.

Sigh.

Well, I suppose I could start saving up for an iphone.  Damn. What a delimma.

Christmas, anyone? Santa? Don’t you love Katamari, too?