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One of the neatest Christmas gifts that you can make this year is Sunlight or Moonlight in a jar.

It’s super easy to make and a wonderful little homemade present that anyone would like.

To make one,  purchase a solar garden light ( you should be able to find one of these at any department store for around $10) and rip off the outside casing.  A simple utility knife should do the job.  You want to leave the innards in tact as shown below.

Place the solar light parts inside of a  glass jar that has a hinging lid.

Cut strips of tracing paper or tissue paper and glue them to the inside of the jar.  Use light blue if you want a Moonlight Jar or orange if you want a Sunlight Jar.

Sit the jar on the front porch, on the patio or in the bedroom window.  These make great nightlights for kids if you sit them in the window and let them soak up the sun all day.  This is a really good project for a kid who is bored out of his mind on Christmas break.

It’s a great way to line the driveway for a party, too.

I want this for Christmas.  Porn for Women is what women want!

Photos of guys in fantasy land…where clothes get folded and delicious dinners are prepared and waiting for you after a long day at work.

Including captions such as, “I love a clean house!” this book is all kinds of awesome!

Even if your guy won’t take out the trash, your fantasy guy will.  All you have to do is open the book and turn the page.

Everyone needs a fantasy.  Something to imagine while they masturbate.  Sometimes, it’s as simple as imagining a guy cleaning the bathroom.  Seriously, please..for my sanity…someone get this for me for Christmas!

In the spirit of gratitude, I have received a lemonade award from Newton’s Ocean . He has a great blog enjoyable to geeks everywhere.   I am supposed to pass this award along to 5 bloggers that I think have a good attitude or spirit of gratitude.  Here we go…

Career Mysteries

Art Snob

Waxing Poetically

Scrapwhat

Writer Girl

The rules of this award for recipients:

1. Put the logo on your blog or post.

2. Nominate at least 10 blogs which show great Attitude and/or Gratitude!

3. Be sure to link to your nominees within your post

4. Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.

5. Share the love and link to this post and to the person from whom you received your award.

No, I’m not talking about the kind of mushrooms which produce hallucinations and sometimes great scientific discovery.  I’m talking MARIO!  ThinkGeek has these beautiful wall graphics suitable for a kids room or any game room.  These would also be fun in a home office.  Preferably my home office!

They also have an awesome version of the classic Donkey Kong game that provides a little more pink than blue if you’re trying to go with a geek girl room theme.   Because they are easy to place and remove, you can take them off and reposition them as often as you like.

The decals cost around $75.00.  They aren’t cheap, but they are totally worth it!