geekgirl

Well, I’m screwed.

According to The Guardian, a new sex study shows that wilder, more energetic sex leads to a more than 50% increase in sperm count, making conception a lot easier.

Let me make this known now.  I do not want any more kids. My son is 17 years old and wonderful, amazing and unique.  I couldn’t ask for a better kid.  I’m done. Finished. Kaput.

I do, however, have a lot of great sex.  My husband once said that if everyone had sex like us, there would be world peace.

And I agree.

Now I have to worry that our great sex life makes us more likely to get pregnant.  Oh well.

Some things are worth the risk.

I want one of these so badly that I can taste it.

I have wanted a laser keyboard since the first time I saw the movie Hackers way back in the day.  I would put aside the money to buy one now, except that I only use my laptop.  I don’t even have a desktop PC anymore.

However,  while looking over the specs of this keyboard today, I realized that it has bluetooth capability.  This means that, yes, I can hook it up to my beloved blackberry. Imagine whipping that thing out and projecting your keyboard to write a text message! Bad-ass!

You would have to carry it around in a purse though, if you wanted to use it with your cell phone.  Time to buy that large black pleather bag I’ve had my eye on.

This has proved to be a very expensive post.

     Here’s a great t-shirt for all you gamers.  If it’s real love, you’ll press pause!

I’ve known guys who would not only NOT press pause, they wouldn’t even reply to you when you tried to talk to them.

I know, I know…never try to talk to a guy while he’s playing Halo.   I learned that lesson the hard way while I was young.  But, ladies, if you’re going to date a gamer, at least make sure it’s one who will press pause every now and then.

Especially if the house is on fire.  Or you’re going into labor.

I am so super excited about the new Watchmen picture disk! I’m getting one of these for my son TODAY. He’s going to love it!

Watchmen was the first graphic novel I ever read and it was amazing. The counter guy at an indie coffee shop I used to visit let me borrow his hallowed copy several years ago and I have been hooked ever since. (side note: counter guy now has three amazing panels from Watchmen tattooed on his torso.)

This picture disk features My Chemical Romance’s version of ”Desolation Row” on the smiley face side and Tyler Bates’ ”Prison Fight” on the Rorschach city scene side.

I’m pumped! What did you guys think of the movie?

Here’s something to get excited about in the mornings! Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap.  Found at ThinkGeek, this stuff gets you going early on.

For anyone who is wondering, it’s an all nautural soap and it’s scented with peppermint oil, so you’re not going to leave the house all awake and feeling girly.  Since caffeine can be absorbed through the skin, and this stuff has about 200 mg of caffeine per shower, you can enjoy the caffeine high before you even make it to the kitchen to brew your coffee.

I am ordering this for my teenage son. He needs it. Desperately.

Besides, I’m tired of the smell of Axe.

Ugh.

Hi there folks! I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted, but it’s because I am working on a brand new geek site!  It’s called The Geekorama.  So feel free to head on over and check that out.  Be sure to leave me a comment or two, since I’m just getting started over there.

As far as today’s post - I thought I would revisit our robot theme.  From The Militant Agnostic -   Christian Attorney Fears Robot Sex is the headline.  Head on over there and check it out.  I know you’ll enjoy it.

What is it about, you ask. Well, let’s just say that if you’ve never contemplated marrying your toaster, you might like to read it.